Let’s Take a Break from Content Marketing with Some Good Old Fashioned Jokes… About Content Marketing

Today, we're going to take a break from content marketing and highlight some good old fashioned jokes... about content marketing. If you know any others leave them in the comments below. Enjoy!

I create content about content marketing for content marketers marketing to other content marketers.

Why did the content marketer jump off the trampoline? He was worried about his bounce rate

What’s a Pirate’s favorite piece of marketing content? A webinAAAR

The 4 “P”s of Marketing: Please, Please, Please, Please

What did the new Chips Ahoy marketing director do her first day on the job? Enable cookies

Let's start marketing our company on Pinterest before Pinterest is ruined by marketing.

What’s a black-hat SEO’s favorite Thanksgiving dish? Keyword stuffing

Why was the SEO dad terrified when he had twins? Duplicate content

The best place to hide a dead body is page 2 of Google search results.

Why was the SEO expert late for work? Too much traffic

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, plus a social media overreaction.

What's a personality trait of a bad marketer? Anti-social

All of your “selfies” look exactly the same. Stop it.

You Can't Please Everyone

An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. 

The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later, they passed some people that remarked: "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk!

Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story? In Marketing, if you try to please everyone, you might as well... Kiss you’re a** good-bye.